Sex Is Great---That's Why Censors Can't Stand It

May, 1991

The Child is Father to the CensorBehold the censor. Whether you wear priestly garb, radical-feminist overalls, a gray-flannel business suit or a beehive hairdo, I know you. I've had you on my couch before. As the censor, you have my undying hatred; as the patient, my limitless sympathy. I know the terror and pain that make you who you are.You have learned the same lesson about sex that every other American child does---that it is bad. Although no one ever explains why, we are rudely discouraged...