Playboy After Hours

July, 1991

Stupid burglar tricksPleading guilty to a charge of criminal mischief may be the smartest thing James Babcock of Pittsburgh has done. Here's what happened when he tried to break into a shed, garage and home:Stupid Move Number One: Babcock thrusts fist through window of shed, cutting his hand.S.M. Number Two: Babcock breaks into second story of nearby garage. It's dark--very dark. He doesn't, see hole in floor and plummets to first story (kids, don't try this at home).S.M. Number Three:Woozy perp...