Fantasies

August, 1991

Psst! Hey, cutie! Buy me! Take me home and make a wish come true!Wow! A wish, huh?If that were true, I'd wish for Robert Redford and a lot of cocktail sauce....If? What do you mean if? Trust me. Don't I have and honest spout?:Sigh: well... Here we are, Mr. Lamp.You can call me Fred.Hey, nice pad, kid!So, can I have a drink? A scotch and soda?Later!What do I do to make a wish come true?What, are you kidding? Don't you watch TV? You just rub me!Ok, I'm rubbing you....Faster... Faster.... Oooh, tha...

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