Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1991

Harlen, I want you to buy me a divorce," the Texan boomed to his attorney. "That wife of mine ain't behavin' right. She's my woman and she's supposed to do what I say.""Well, R.J., a wife isn't exactly property, you know," the lawyer said. "You don't own her the way you own an oil well.""Maybe not," R.J. conceded, "but I damn well oughta have exclusive drilling rights."Sign allegedly spotted on the edge of the Florida Kennedy compound: Tresp...