Playboy After Hours

October, 1991

Shuckin' The ShystersLawyers are sweating it out in bayou country. Representative Terry Gee drafted a new bill in the Louisiana house that reads, "Any person with a valid state rodent- or armadillo-hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (noncommercial) purposes."In an apparent attempt at magnanimity, subsequent clauses in the bill stipulate that U.S. currency may not be used as bait and that honest attorneys, as an endangered species, are prot...