David Letterman's Top Top Ten Lists
November, 1991
Top Ten New Sources of Energy10. Bridle static cling in Joe Garagiola's pants.9. Build hydroelectric dam to utilize frow of spit on New York City streets.8. In cold-and-fle season, use foreheads of feverish youngsters to warm dinner rolls.7. Jackie Onassis thought to be hoarding vast reserves of soft coal in her east side apartment.6. Put Curly on a treadmill; stuff bee give in his pants.5. Make use of steam that comes out of Quayle's ears when he tries to do long division.4. Big, friendly birds...
