Good King Wenceslaus

December, 1991

Good King Wenceslaus look'd out (So did Princess Julia); They beheld, beyond a doubt, Something most peculiar. No one clad in furs or hides, Anoraks or parkas, But a sportsman rode the tides, Absolutely sta-arkers."Who is this phenomenon Riding on a splinter? That buffoon hath nothing on In the dead of winter." "Father," quoth the princess fair, "He is thy factotum; Lo, of underpants no pair Covereth his scro-otum.""Nakedness," the king exclaim'd, "Su...