The Playboy Advisor

December, 1991

My girlfriend rises earlier than I do, and on Sunday mornings, she likes to lift my nightshirt and suck my penis. Words fail me when I try to describe how great it feels to wake up in the middle of one of her Sunday-morning blow jobs. Once I'm awake, she scoots around and kneels over my shoulders for some 69, capped by intercourse. All in all, a wonderful way to spend Sunday morning. There's just one problem. I always have to pee when I wake up, and by the time we've both come, I have to go real...