Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1992

When the last of the U.S. airborne forces returned from the Persian Gulf, the press clamored for interviews. "Sergeant," one reporter said, stopping a young trooper, "what's the first thing you're going to do when you get home?""That's a very personal question," snapped the soldier. "I'm a married man and I've been away from my wife for eight months.""I understand," the reporter replied. "So what's the second thing you're going to do?"&...