Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1992

Son, I'm damn proud of you," the retired Marine colonel said to his paratrooper son, slapping him on the back. "Tell me about your first jump.""I thought I was ready, Dad, but I froze when it was my turn," he said. "Then my sergeant ordered me to jump, but I still couldn't. Finally, he whipped out his dick and said if I didn't jump, he'd shove it up my ass.""Well," his father barked, "did you jump?""Oh, just a little at first."Mrs....