Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1992

How do you go about seeing the official bird of New York City? Cut somebody off.A young man went into a drugstore to shop for condoms for the first time. The druggist suggested the economy pack—three for a dollar. The kid agreed. The druggist rang up the sale. "That'll be one dollar and eight cents.""You said three for a dollar," the kid complained. "What's the eight cents for?""Tax," replied the druggist.This confused the kid even more. He finally asked,...

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