Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1992

I hope the next time we see each other, Mary, it will be at the hospital," the obstetrician said to his pregnant patient."What would happen if I went into labor and I started to deliver the baby before I could get to the hospital?" Mary nervously asked."No problem. Childbirth is a completely natural event," he assured her. "Just lie in the same position as when you conceived and let nature take its course.""You mean one foot in the glove compartment and th...