Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1992

MacDermott and MacDuff were sitting in front of the clubhouse fireplace after 18 holes of golf on a raw, blustery day. The ice slowly melted from their beards and collected in puddles under their chairs. Outside, the wind continued to howl off the North Sea and hail beat against the windows.The pair sat in silence over straight whiskies. Finally, MacDermott spoke. "Next Saturday, same time?""Aye," MacDuff replied gruffly, "weather permittin'."The young man was clear...