How To Play With Your Food
December, 1992
This is the perfect trick. The more you do it, the better you'll get. But even the first time out, you'll kill. The only thing wrong with this trick is that we didn't think of it ourselves:Stabbing A Fork into Your EyeFor years we have stared at those "creamers," the little plastic containers that are sometimes cream, sometimes milk, sometimes half-and-half and sometimes, for all we know, white paint. Teller likes to call them coffee whiteners. We knew there had to be a trick hidden in...
