My Life As A Tank

December, 1992

Sunday: I just got out of the shower and I'm looking in the mirror and wondering whose body this is. It can't be mine. I would never have a body this gross. A butt as big as the Ritz. Thighs like a dirty secret. This is one repulsive body. I refuse to have it anymore. I am going on a diet.I'll go on a diet and pretty soon I could look like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 or Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham. Any girl in any jeans ad would be fine with me.I want to wear jeans without scaring people, w...