No Dumping

December, 1992

You seem quiet… Something wrong? Yeah… I've finally Decided to break it off with Cheryl. I'm Gonna Tell her Tonight.What!? You Can't Break Up with her Now!Why Not? It's too Late! The Christmas Season has Started! Women are Most Emotional Around the Holidays! You Break up with her Now, She could Fall to Pieces! You Want to Carry Around that Guilt?Your Female Friends will Think You're an Insensitive Jerk. The Guys will Think You're a Cheap Bastard Who Just wanted to get Out of Buying her a Gift! A...