Talkin' 'Bout My Generation X

December, 1992

Are the Generation Xers getting any? Sure, they started doing the nasty earlier and more frequently in their teens than previous waves of libidinous high schoolers. But what about now? Is a middle-class college grad between the ages of 25 and 34 who's romantically involved, by definition, an oxy—excuse me— X-ymoron?To those who answer yes, I say: Forget your tears, you ignorant pussies. Believe me, just because they're screwed for work doesn't mean they aren't screwing. I've bounced around Manha...