Saturday Nite Jive

October, 1993

I couldn't find a single parking place left, so I had to park in the handicapped zone.Excuse me, but the term "Handicapped" is politically incorrect. Try using "Differently abled."Uh...Right...so along comes a policeman..."Policeman is sexist. Try "Police officer."Uh...ok...along comes this black police officer...The term "Black" is politically incorrect, too. Try "African American."Can i just finish my story without any more interruptions?I...

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