Sleepless In Sandusky
October, 1993
Sleepless nights and jangled days can make you come up with pretty racy theories. I'm on a book tour. I've been in hundreds of cities and talked to thousands of people and have had almost no sleep, so, OK, I'm a little strange. But I like my theories anyway.First of all, did you know that it's not just you but that nobody else is getting laid either? That hardly anybody even cares anymore?It's bad out there. Even in Iowa, where I figured everyone has sex--what else is there to do?--you can't shu...
