Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1993

Tracy was complaining about her date to her girlfriend Emily. "The creep called me a slut," she huffed."That's awful!" her friend exclaimed. "What did you do?""I told him to get out of my bedroom," Tracy replied, "and take his friend with him."After six weeks of training, the recruit was finally given leave. "Darling," he wrote to his wife, "I'll be arriving at the airport on Sunday. But," he warned, "you'd better reserve...