The Future In A Skirt

January, 1994

Winston is always nervous before a date, and today is no exception. It is New Year's Day, January 1, 2034, and Winston knows what that means: Melissa will be bringing her girlfriends over to the house for a long day of women's college football games on television."Oh, my God," Winston says to himself as he studies his face in the bathroom mirror. "This is unacceptable. I'm getting eyebrows again!"He rushes to the freezer, takes out a cryonic pack and puts two small pads over...