In Praise Of Joy Toys

June, 1994

After you and your partner are through making love, and after she has complimented you on your sexual prowess and praised Mr. Happy for the way he has taken care of business, and after she has given your satiated wienie a final kiss and turned over and pretended to go to sleep, are you so foolish and naive as to have believed her terms of endearment?I'll bet you are. Admit it: You love it when a woman praises your talents. "Way to go, dickmeister," you say to yourself with a smile. The...

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