Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1994

After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in formation in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in theworld, who would it be?"Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row. "My recruiter."Searching for a gift idea for her husband, the woman asked the golf pro for help. "We just had a terrible figh...