Rules For Gym Rats

July, 1994

As a lifelong gym rat, I know that my health club is the only place where I can totally relax. I am not socially graceful, I hate corporate politics and office procedures, I stay away from meetings and conventions and other contemporary functions and I have never dressed for success. In other words, I am a Cro-Magnon misfit. But my club? My club is the place where I can shine in all my delinquent joy and where I get to be the slob I really am.I work out regularly at a sports club in downtown Chi...