Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1994
As evening descended on the veld, a lion began vigorously mating with a zebra. Suddenly he spotted his lioness mate approaching. "Quick," the beast growled, "pretend I'm killing you!"Cynics claim the proposed U.S.–Russia collaboration on a space station will end up being a piece of hardware with a $30 million toilet and no toilet paper.Two golfers agreed to play the ball as it lay. At the sixth tee, they were dead even. The first player hit his drive 260 yards down the middle...
