Newsfront
April, 1995
Self-ServiceWaterford, Michigan--A 34-year-old tavern patron carried safe sex to the extreme by helping himself not only to a few dozen condoms but also to the machine they came in. The tavern called the cops, who recovered the machine at the suspect's home, along with its supply of rubbers and $31.75 in quarters. Commented the police, "All we can figure is, he was anticipating a big weekend."Our Kind of HelpNorfolk, Nebraska--The income tax season got off to an exciting start in a par...
