The Conservative Clicker
May, 1995
Because its backers consider a liberal bias to exist in other broadcasting networks, the upstart Conservative Television Network plans to fill its schedule with original programming designed to promote conservative values. We can see the program log already:Sunday5:00 P.M.3 Gaywatch: Teams of fully clothed lifeguards patrol the southern California beaches, trained to discreetly remove gay men and lesbians who display homosexual behavior in clear view of nuclear families.6:00 P.M.3 Leave It to Ba...
