Boy Movie, Girl Movie

October, 1995

It is Saturday night, and you and your girlfriend are trying to decide which movie to see. The conversation is polite on the surface but carries a certain tension in its subtext.Tonight you are in your manly lumberjack mode and you want to see the latest Boy Movie in town. Let's call it Death Shark IV. It stars Bruce or Arnold or Sean or Denzel or Gene or Mel or any of those actors who remind you of you on your best days.You have read the reviews of Death Shark IV and it sounds great. It include...

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