Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1995
A pair of congressmen met for breakfast to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted."Of course I'm lying," the other said. "But hear me out."Why did God create economists? To make weathermen look good.The Clarks had been married nine months to the day as the husband paced nervously in the maternity ward's waiting room. "Congratulations," the nurse exclaimed at six o'clock, &q...
