Saturday Nite Jive

October, 1995

There they go again. (Sigh) I wish they wouldn't do that!Do what?Pat each other on the butt! I hate when players do that!It's just a guy thing.Oh yeah? well, if i did that at work, i'd get in serious trouble.If it was a woman, I'd get hit with a lawsuit...If it was a man I'd probably lose some teeth.(Sigh) it's true.Why can't they just give each other a firm handshake?Or a punch on the arm. That'd be good, too.

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