A Dirty Dozen

January, 1996

Your clairvoyant Men columnist predicts the top 12 tabloid headlines of 1996:January 23: David Letterman a Spy. David Letterman announced yesterday that he was a spy for the former Soviet Union. He also admitted that he is the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro and Marilyn Monroe. "Why didn't my fans catch on?" he asked. "Didn't they see that my dad always sent me great cigars? Didn't they notice that I inherited my mom's figure? And what about my prosocialist humor? Didn't my audie...