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January, 1996

Udder DepravityNew Holland, Pennsylvania—Police charged a 55-year-old man with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse for getting it on with cows. An officer arrived on the scene to find the man, wearing nothing but shoes, inside a barn "molesting the heifers." The cops assumed the encounter was involuntary without questioning the cows.A Safer WaferLodi, New Jersey—Christians sharing the communal chalice could walk away with more than spiritual awakening—they may also be swapping germs...