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January, 1996

Naked Nielsen—Venture with Wacky Actor Leslie Nielsen into New Realms of Insanity—Nude! With wonderful women! A Valentine ExtravaganzaMemo to Michael Jackson—The marriage to Lisa Marie, the double Album—Hey, Mikey, nothing's working here, babe. We leak the new PR Campaign to salvage the weird one's Image—Humor by Joe QueenanThe women who would Be Hillary—It's another election year and with it comes the prospect of—Gasp—A New Hillary. Eric Konigsberg Handicaps the hopefulsBruce Willis—Hollywood's...