My Life As A Man

February, 1996

I went shopping today. It was heaven. Such a relief, going into a giant department store, combing through tights, feeling the different textures of scarves between my fingertips, trying on jackets and dresses slowly and deliberately, doing my world-famous Marilyn-Monroeon-acid poses in front of the mirror.It's way more fun than being on testosterone.I don't see how men do it, having such a hormone pumping through their bodies day and (especially) night. How do guys ever think? Or choose, or pond...