Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 1996
At the conclusion of a church service, three young members of the congregation met outside and began to introduce themselves. "I'm Paul," the first said, "but I'm no apostle.""My name's Peter," the second said, "but I'm no saint.""Well, my name's Mary," the third said, "and I don't know what to say."What's the definition of a consultant? A guy who knows 50 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.On his five-year-old's first day of...
