Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1996

While stationed overseas, a Marine wrote to his wife asking her to send him something to keep him occupied so that he wouldn't be tempted by the beautiful native women. A few weeks later, the GI received a harmonica with some sheet music and instructions.When his tour of duty was finally over and he was shipped home, the Marine kissed his wife and whispered urgently, "Come on, baby, Let's go upstairs.""Right," she whispered back. "But first, how about playing something o...