Rachel? Monica? Phoebe?

September, 1996

I'm going to get right down to why I tune in Friends. Actually, "tune in" is a mild way of describing my loyalty to the NBC sitcom. Let me tell you why nothing else in my miserable life matters during that half hour every Thursday night and why nothing--not even a triple homicide going down behind my couch--could tear me away.It's about action, pure and simple. It's about me pretending to have a shot at Phoebe, Rachel or Monica. Or all three at the same time. I'm not choosy. It's about...