Saturday Nite Jive

September, 1996

Admit it, max, you're incapable of committing to one relationship!My friends tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen! How could I have been so blinds?Even when you didn't come home night after night, I believed in you.But all that time you were out there running around, thinking only of yourself!Well? Aren't you going to say anything?MeowDon't try to sweet-talk me, max.

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