Christmas Cards From The Rich & Famous

December, 1996

Sometimes when we touch the honesty probably is too much.--Connie Sellecca and John TeshI tried to e-mail you this Christmas card, but your antiquated software wouldn't support this platform. Also, without Windows 95, the graphic interface won't allow you to download the amazing three-dimensional hologram of baby Jesus in the manger. Send me $79.95 and I'll boot up Windows 95 for you by Easter. And let me know if you want next year's card in a straight text or an ASCII format.--Bill GatesAnd the...

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