New St. Nick
December, 1996
Said ol' Miz' Claus to ol' Saint Nick, Your beard is scratchy, rough and thick. Please shave it off--I'm getting nicked. So he did.Said Doctor Doom to smooth Saint Nick, Your heart is goin' tockity-tick. You'd better lose that belly--quick. So he did.Said Trainer Tough to slim Saint Nick, You're soft and flabby as a candlewick, Gotta pump some iron and get hard as a brick. So he did.Said Tailor Tad to hard Saint Nick, That red suit makes you look like a hick. Try this Armani--it's cool and slick...
