Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1996
Mongo's old lady decided she wanted to do something special to please him on his birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night as he came into the house, she lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle."Hi, hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all want some of this?""Hell no!" he roared. "Look at what it's done to your undies."What's a Yankee? The same as a quickie, only a guy can do it alone.Howard, Henry and Robert were in the middle of a high-power...