A Sex Bestiary

January, 1997

The ForeplayA rather fussy giraffe that likes to prepare for its appearance at the watering place by primping, rubbing its skin to a fine glow on the nearest giraffe, flossing its teeth, shining its hooves and so on. It sometimes attracts the attention of the Premature Ejaculation (q.v.) and occasionally the Blue Balls. The Foreplay is much admired by guides and naturalists who wish that other denizens of water holes would emulate its calculated behavior—especially the overeager Wham-Bam-Thank-Y...