Newsfront

January, 1997

Paint JobVienna—A body painter claims to have invented a liquid latex condom that is painted on, then allowed to dry before intercourse. Each $8 bottle creates three condoms in black, gray or blue, with lemon or rum scent. After some testers complained the condoms made foreplay as exciting as watching paint dry, the inventor recommended using a hair drier to speed up the seven-minute process. Cute, right? The kid will be too if you miss a spot.Chemical CutoffSacramento—The legislature approved a...