That Was The Year That Was

January, 1997

1996Lying bastards spewing venom, Anger, hate and fear.Money rules, we're took for fools; Yeah, it's election year.Dennis RodmanDennis Rodman played like God, man,Tattoos, rouge and all.If Jordan is king, then dig Worm's thing:The queen of basketball.MadonnaMadonna is with child at last,A trainer did the seeding.The tickets should go on sale soonFor baby's first breast-feeding.Prince Charles & Princess DiThe royal twits have called it quits—Poor Di has lost some perks.And Chuck in bed gets no &q...