Tits & Assets, Inc.

January, 1997

Bill Gates beat me to the punch a few years ago. He made billions by creating Microsoft Corp. while I was making 50 cents an hour as a freelance writer in Chicago. Which leads to a crucial question: How many moneymaking opportunities have I passed by? How many times have other folks invented cash cows for their wealth and glory while I sat around like a motley fool, picking my nose and counting my toes?Take Steve Jobs, for example. He helped start Apple Computer during the years I was working on...