Books
February, 1997
In Abbreviating Ernie (Villard), by Peter Lefcourt, Audrey Haas' husband Ernie is a cross-dressing urologist from Schenectady who shackles her to the stove, then inconveniently dies of a heart attack while performing his marital duties. In handcuffs, impaled on her dead husband's still-erect penis and pinned against the antique O'Keefe & Merritt, Audrey has no choice but to amputate his member in order to save her own life.The cops find these circumstances suspicious. After Audrey is accused of...
