Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1997
The brothers were compulsively competitive, constantly arguing about who was the better golfer, businessman, lover, fisherman--everything. One day they argued about who was better at folding and packing parachutes. "Only one way to settle this, Bill," Charlie said. "Let's go skydiving."Bill jumped first, pulled the cord and began to float gently to earth. Charlie followed, but when he pulled his cord, nothing happened. He yanked his safety cord, but that didn't work either. I...