Saturday Nite Jive

February, 1997

Ever notice how milk containers have expiration dates printed on them?Yeah. So do yogurt, eggs, even some colas. Anything that can spoil or go flat.HuH. You know what Really needs an expiration date?No, what?Relationships.WhatThink about it. Wouldn't it be great if there were some easy way to tell if a relationship wasn't good anymore?You could just check your expiration date and say "Hey-we're history."That would be a great relief.

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