Saturday Nite Jive

April, 1997

Well, I've been laid off again.Again? Doesn't that make three layoffs in just five years?(Sigh) I don't understand this Economy. Productivity is up. Profits are up, but they're still laying people off!Thankfully, I still have you and the kids for support.Not so fast, Tim.The family and I have been talking and We've decided to down size...You're dumping me too?You're young. You'll find something else.

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