Myths
August, 1997
You're Pregnant! How?Umm... when I took our cow to see the neighbors' stud bull, their son Elmer and I ended up in the Hayloft.Your son Elmer has got my daughter in a family way! what are you gonna do about it?!Well Shucks, Ya got me! We usually charge a hundred bucks for the bull. I dont know what to charge for elmer.
